On a lighter note

Found these bumper stickers in a mail sent by my friend.. some of them were really original and so I thought of 'immortalising' them on my blogspace. :) Enjoy !

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the play?

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Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

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I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.